Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don't feel very good.

In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.