There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do.

I keep attacking the villains, the know-nothings, the people who want to take our freedoms away.

I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club

The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.