I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal

Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.