I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.

You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.

Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.