I used to be a Catholic. I left because I object to conversion by concussion. If you don't agree with what they teach, you get clobbered over the head until you do. All that does is change the shape of the head.

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.

I was always interested in figuring things out. I'd do experiments, like combining things I found around the house to see what would happen if I put them together.

You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself.

War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse.

Musicals are hard for me because I got thrown out of the glee club in high school, because I couldn't sing in tune at the time. I can sing in tune now, but I have to work really hard on it to make sure that I don't exercise one of my great talents, which is the ability to sing in three keys at the same time.

Life is great-I wouldn't know what I'd do without it.