I have thought about punching people out. Sometimes, I've thought, 'Why don't I just act on that impulse?' But then, I've never hit anybody in anger. Hey! I've never hit anybody for fun.
Alan AldaWhen your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn't leave until they're 20.
Alan AldaWhat I can't completely understand is most other people's fascination with what the famous among us do with their lips and the rest of their bodies. Why do ordinary people become the target of this curiosity simply by virtue of the fact that other people recognize their names and faces but know nothing else about them? Why do we care what they think, what they wear, what they eat?
Alan AldaRepublicans are as capable of coming up with great ideas and moving this country along as anyone - they just don't do it.
Alan AldaTestosterone Poisoning: โฆ Until now it has been thought that the level of testosterone in men is normal simply because they have it. But if you consider how abnormal their behavior is, then you are led to the hypothesis that almost all men are suffering from โtestosterone poisoning.โ
Alan Alda