When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn't leave until they're 20.

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.

No man or woman of the humblest sort can really be strong, gentle and good, without the world being better for it, without somebody being helped and comforted by the very existence of that goodness.

I've been nominated twice before as actor in a leading part. Now I'm nominated as actor in a supporting part. If I don't win, I'll just wait until I'm nominated for being in the theater during the show. Do they have one like that?

I'm in this wonderful position where I can do what interests me. And whatever comes along that interests me, I do. The rest of the time I bother scientists about communicating.

Republicans are as capable of coming up with great ideas and moving this country along as anyone - they just don't do it.