Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

A gentleman ... sleeps at his work. That's what work's for. Why do you think they have the SILENCE notices in the library? So as not to disturb me in my little nook behind the biography shelves.

As a writer one is allowed to have conversations with oneself. What is considered sane in writers is made for the rest of the human race.

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.

The darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa.