Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

The darker the subject, the more light you must try to shed on the matter. And vice versa.

Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

A gentleman ... sleeps at his work. That's what work's for. Why do you think they have the SILENCE notices in the library? So as not to disturb me in my little nook behind the biography shelves.

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.