Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

Salad, I can't bear salad. It grows while you're eating it, you know.

Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you.

There is a school of thought that believes that sleep is for the night. You appear to be out to disprove them.

I think of a plot, I think of an idea, and then I wonder, How can I get that onto the stage? . . . Whatever devices you use should always be there to serve the theme. If the theme has been overtaken by the device, then something's wrong.

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle. You don't have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.