So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren't long enough for the reading she wanted to do.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

My films are about embarrassment.

But then books, as I'm sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action. Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already. You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated. A book, as it were, closes the book.

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.