So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.

I write plays about things that I can't resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.

We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?

Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.