I'm for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.

I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I'm homosexual. In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.

I'm not "happy" but I'm not unhappy about it.

I can walk. It's just that I'm so rich I don't need to.