If poisons were ponies, I'd put my money on cyanide.

I always knew that I wanted to work on my own material - something that would be more long-lasting than short-lived electronic transmissions.

Except I'm aware that as a writer you can't get away with as much writing for children as you can with adults. Children have much more finely tuned senses of justice, morals, and ethics. They are much more Platonic: children are symmetrical, before we begin to fragment them with our own nonsensical ideas and squelch their natural joy in knowledge.

The spectrum on the list is very broad. It includes leftists who think that whiny liberals should be stuffed in a sack and drowned.

Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry!

To be most effective, flattery is always best applied with a trowel.

Liberals have always been the most fervent Imperialists.