Some players need a boot up their backside. Other players need the arm

Belgium's not a hotpot of international football

I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door

I've got my doubts, there's no doubt about it

Spurs fans are feeling very boyish about the future

The man is United - cut him and he bleeds red

In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.'