The thing I'd really like to see is the old London Bridge, with all the old buildings around it like Shakespeare's Globe. I'd like to walk along that. Don't worry, I won't get drunk and fall in.

The principle that light can be in two places at the same time is absolutely extraordinary.

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.

I'm not a great shopper but I do buy a lot of books. I'm the publishers' friend - I buy a hundred books a year and read four.

I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.

I'm quite a curious person. I don't mind being the one who doesn't know things, a role I often play in QI.