Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.

If you are going to write, nothing will stop you, and if you are not going to write, nothing will make you.

I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.

My attitude is that if anybody of any age wants to read a book, let them, but I do think that no child would want to read Boneland.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.