My attitude is that if anybody of any age wants to read a book, let them, but I do think that no child would want to read Boneland.

Possessive parents rarely live long enough to see the fruits of their selfishness.

It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.

I loathe crowds. I especially dont like cities. A city involves biomass. And biomass gets to me.

Ive learned never to try and force words to come.