My attitude is that if anybody of any age wants to read a book, let them, but I do think that no child would want to read Boneland.

Possessive parents rarely live long enough to see the fruits of their selfishness.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

If you are going to write, nothing will stop you, and if you are not going to write, nothing will make you.

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

... I had never given much credence to the phenomenon of "writer's block". I was more inclined to think of it as "writer's impatience", and to follow Arthur Koestler's dictum: "Soak; and wait.

It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.