Now it's just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, 'What are you doing for your country?' you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
Alan K. SimpsonWe have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
Alan K. SimpsonEvery time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we're a nation of immigrants and all of that. The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
Alan K. Simpson