We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.

If you torture statistics long enough, they'll eventually confess the truth

It is a travesty, in my mind, for the state and local governments on the one hand to expect the Federal government to reimburse them for costs attributable to illegal immigrants, when on the other hand the State and local governments prohibit their own law enforcement and other officials from cooperating with the Immigration and Naturalization Service to locate or apprehend or expel illegal aliens.

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters.

I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don't believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.

A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.

In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.