The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet.
If you're not failing 90% of the time, then you're probably not working on sufficiently challenging problems.
The most disastrous thing that you can ever learn is your first programming language.
A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.
Every technology really needs to be shipped with a special manual - not how to use it but why, when, and for what.
The greatest single programming language ever designed