If I had my way, I'd do all my entertaining on the front steps

I know what's good for me. I can't play black or gray. I can't be a villain or anything close to one. I have to play white

I was a dummy in school.

I was never trained for anything

I'm shy and can't for the life of me barge around and slap people on the back. I sit in a corner by myself and am tickled to death when someone comes over to talk to me

It's natural to want your kids to have all the things you didn't have

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry