If I had my way, I'd do all my entertaining on the front steps

I don't care how small the parts are, as long as they're good

I have the face of an ageing choirboy and the build of an undernourished featherweight. If you can figure out my success on the screen you're a better man than I.

I was never trained for anything

I'd rather be David Ladd's father than Alan Ladd any day

I'm no good with words but I'll find ways from time to time to show you how grateful I am.

I wish I were the type who could walk into a place and have everybody love me. But I'm not, and there's no use wishing