Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike...except in California.

American love — like coke in green glass bottles...they don't make it anymore.

The Conservative Party is a religion in that they are bound together by belief. Almost any organization has its religious aspects.

I try to do things in comics that cannot be repeated by television, by movies, by interactive entertainment.

Way back in the day, when I first started and had delusions of adequacy as a cartoonist, I would listen to music. When I switched to a career as a writer, I would try to listen to music, but if the songs had lyrics they would get in the way of the words I was trying to write. So I switched to listening to purely instrumental pieces.

If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him.

They say we have we created the man to end all wars; I say we have created a man to end all worlds.