Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn.
Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.