There is an atmosphere of well-sounding oratory that likes to attach itself to dress clothes. Away with it!

You can never solve a problem with the same kind of thinking that created the problem in the first place.

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Failure is success in progress

My position concerning God is that of an agnostic.

Albert is a very poor student. He is mentally slow, unsociable and is always daydreaming. He is spoiling it for the rest of the class. It would be in the best interests of all if he were removed from school immediately.