Don't be too hard on me. Everyone has to sacrifice at the altar of stupidity from time to time.
Albert EinsteinI have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves. This ethical basis I call the ideal of the pigsty.
Albert EinsteinYou see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
Albert Einstein