I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go. I will do it elegantly.

Anti-Semitism is nothing but the antagonistic attitude produced in the non-Jew by the Jewish group. This is a normal social reaction. The Jewish group has thrived on oppression and on the antagonism it has forever met in the world... the root cause is their use of enemies they create in order to keep solidarity.

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

The illusion that we are separate from one another is an optical delusion of our consciousness.

The magic of compounding interest is truly the eighth wonder of the world!

...and knowledge is one of the finest attributes of man - though often it is most loudly voiced by those who strive for it the least.