I would like to devote myself to the cause of parental alienation.

I'm the kind of person who does not want to be anywhere that I'm not wanted.

I never walked out the door and said, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest Baldwin brother of them all?"

You've got to see someone at their worst and ask yourself if you can handle it.

I would like to devote myself to the cause of parental alienation.

I believe we can balance the scales if Tom Cruise would lower his quote by a mere $29 million... I assure you my salary would not make a difference. My annual salary is the budget for Altoids on one of Tom's movies.

If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.