Do I regret getting married? It's hard for me to say anything because ultimately we're talking about the mother of my child.

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over.

One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature.

I don't think I really have a talent for movie acting. I'm not bad at it, but I don't think I really have a talent for it.

Success begets success. I've been offered a lot of movies now that '30 Rock' has been successful.

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.