I do admire [Willie] Wonka. He's a true capitalist. His factory has zero government regulations, slave labor and an indoor boat. Wonderful.

I suppose if the offending paparazzi was wearing a hoodie and I shot him, it would all blow over.

Most women in leading roles are very boyish looking. The one girl working right now who I think is a real beauty in a classic sense - the only real 12-cylinder engine - is Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Marriage changes things because there's a lot more at stake. You can't get too toxic because you have to live together. No one can reach for the nuclear button too quickly.

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.

There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me letters all the time.