Happiness lies within one's self, and the way to dig it out is cocaine.

Sex is the sacred song of the soul; Sex is the sanctuary of Self.

Men and women are not free to love decently until they have analyzed themselves completely and swept away every mystery from sex; and this means the acquisition of a profound philosophical theory based on wide reading of anthropology and enlightened practice.

I have never grown out of the infantile belief that the universe was made for me to suck.

By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

When one walks, one is brought into touch first of all with the essential relations between one's physical powers and the character of the country; one is compelled to see it as its natives do. Then every man one meets is an individual.

There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like without running the slightest risk, and what you say when you want it is, 'Garcon! Un Pernod!'