By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe.

Happiness lies within one's self, and the way to dig it out is cocaine.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!

If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.

The more necessary anything appears to my mind, the most certain it is that I only assert a limitation.

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worth while. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.

Love is the law, love under will.