Television and film acting is really fun because you are working with other people and you are not completely responsible for the outcome of the project.

I think all shows change as they age as do the people who make the shows. As do the people who watch the shows. All targets are moving.

I have no point in my system or morals where I say, 'This is too far'.

Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.

Guys can look like pigs. The girl always has to be a looker. Look at most TV shows: According To Jim - pig and a looker. Still Standing - pig and a looker. Ralph Kramden [on The Honeymooners] - pig and a looker. Family Guy - pig and a looker. It's a theme.

I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's a Jew joke.

My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet.