My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet.

I think this [Feels like Christmas] is one of the greatest, most unsung albums ever. It's Cyndi Lauper, and it's called Hat Full Of Stars. She's so underrated.

Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.

Never try to fit a target audience. Write what is true to the characters in their settings and the audience will find you.

I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's a Jew joke.

I think I was born because my parents had two boys and wanted to give it one more go and try for a girl... they got me instead.

I'm still auditioning and doing other movie parts, but I really like the developing and the writing. You have more control over your destiny.