My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet.

Usually, impersonations come out of something you dig, because you're listening to it over and over. And you kind of start developing... You're really trying to emulate them, then you realize, 'I sound ridiculous doing this. Oh, hey, maybe this is a funny impersonation.'

I think all shows change as they age as do the people who make the shows. As do the people who watch the shows. All targets are moving.

Guys can look like pigs. The girl always has to be a looker. Look at most TV shows: According To Jim - pig and a looker. Still Standing - pig and a looker. Ralph Kramden [on The Honeymooners] - pig and a looker. Family Guy - pig and a looker. It's a theme.

Every comic is really a frustrated rock star.

I have no point in my system or morals where I say, 'This is too far'.

My biggest fear is the ocean. It's a great big, powerful sea toilet.