You can't do anything about them.

Her Majesty said she hoped I would have time for my horses - I own two and have shares in four.

Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it's a better cow than the one you've got in your own field. It's a fact. Right? And it never really works out that way.

Distinguish between power and control, delegate, be decisive - and always remember people's first names.

As long as there are games to play its not over

He's a novice - he should keep his opinions to Japanese football

If ever there was one player, anywhere in the world, that was made for Manchester United, it was Cantona. He swaggered in, stuck his chest out, raised his head and surveyed everything as though he was asking: 'I'm Cantona. How big are you? Are you big enough for me?'