As with every young player these days, Ronaldo is 18.
They had Jan Venegoor of...whatever you call him.
It's a conflict of parallels.
They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages!
Once you shake hands with the devil, you have to accept they are in control.
I remember the first time I saw him. He was 13 and just floated over the ground like a cockier spaniel chasing a piece of silver paper in the wind.