Gianfranco Zola once sent Gary Pallister the wrong way to such an extent that he needed a ticket to get back in.

As with every young player these days, Ronaldo is 18.

Ronaldo could play for Millwall, QPR, Doncaster Rovers or anyone and he'd score a hat-trick. I'm not sure Messi could do it. Ronaldo's got two feet, he's quick, he's good in the air and he's brave, though Messi's brave too of course. I just think Messi is a Barcelona player.

Her Majesty said she hoped I would have time for my horses - I own two and have shares in four.

If I have my health I can carry on. There will be a point when I do quit but I have absolutely no idea when that is.

I've never played for a draw in my life.

Scholes was probably the best English midfielder since Bobby Charlton. He was such a brilliant long passer that he could choose a hair on the head of any team-mate answering the call of nature at our training ground. Gary Neville once thought he had found refuge in a bush, but Scholesy found him from 40 yeards. He inflicted a similar long-range missile strike, once, on Peter Schmeichel, and was chased round the training ground for his impertinence. Scholesy would have made a first class-sniper.