Gianfranco Zola once sent Gary Pallister the wrong way to such an extent that he needed a ticket to get back in.

Jose [Mourinho] was one of those guys on a surfboard who can stay longer on the wave than anyone else.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Football. Bloody hell.

Once you shake hands with the devil, you have to accept they are in control.

In any normal season, most of the teams below Chelsea would think they are doing quite well.

It's a conflict of parallels.

Pardew has come out and criticized me. He is the worst at haranguing referees. He shoves them and makes a joke of it. How he can criticize me is unbelievable. He forgets the help I gave him, by the way. The press have had a field day. The only person they have not spoken to is Barack Obama because he is busy. It is unfortunate but I am the manager of the most famous club in the world. Not Newcastle, a wee club in the North-East. I was demonstrative. I am always demonstrative. Everyone knows that. I am an emotional guy but I was not abusive.