When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.

I have nothing but praise for the boy. He is easily the best player in the world. His contribution as a goal threat is unbelievable. His stats are incredible. Strikes at goal, attempts on goal, raids into the penalty box, headers. It is all there. Absolutely astounding.

If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home.

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.

Look at me – it's taken 10 years off me today. It's these tablets, they're great!

They say it was Cesc Fabregas who threw the pizza at me but, to this day, I have no idea who the culprit was.

You have to put all the criticism of this club down to jealousy. United have produced more players who have played for their country, more world-class players and more players who have won European Footballer of the Year than any other team in this country, so we must be doing something right.