Everywhere I go the coaches all tell me that Scholsey is the player they admire. But if they think they'll get him they're wasting their time! Paul is a Manc lad pure and simple. He loves the club and there's no chance of him leaving here. If ever he decided to go there would be a stampede, but he won't be going, he's here for life.

Her Majesty said she hoped I would have time for my horses - I own two and have shares in four.

If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home.

Ronaldo could play for Millwall, QPR, Doncaster Rovers or anyone and he'd score a hat-trick. I'm not sure Messi could do it. Ronaldo's got two feet, he's quick, he's good in the air and he's brave, though Messi's brave too of course. I just think Messi is a Barcelona player.

We have to try to beat Everyone.

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.

Sometimes in football you have to hold your hand up and say, yeah, they're better than us.