Look at me – it's taken 10 years off me today. It's these tablets, they're great!

Gianfranco Zola once sent Gary Pallister the wrong way to such an extent that he needed a ticket to get back in.

Liverpool can play for only five minutes and win the game, that is the way they are. They pump the ball into the box and with good set-piece delivery they keep you under pressure.

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.

Jose [Mourinho] was one of those guys on a surfboard who can stay longer on the wave than anyone else.

Pippo Inzaghi was born in an offside position.

They say it was Cesc Fabregas who threw the pizza at me but, to this day, I have no idea who the culprit was.