There are loads of bands I'd love to produce.
The internet is like a gossipy girls' locker room after school, isn't it?
If success had come along when I was 17 it would either have killed me or sent me completely mad.
Arty. To me the word's got as much venom associated with it as 'wacky'.
Being in a band didn't buy me my beans on toast!
Anyone can play an instrument if you show them how to move their limbs, lips or fingers the right way. It's irrelevant. What is relevant is personality, energy, creativity and disturbing sense of humour.