A lot of food criticism has a similar flavor to it, and I'm probably going to write about it in a different way.

You can only begin to be great when you embrace a sense of your own ridiculousness.

Men behave very oddly in the company of attractive women.

There's a character that I play onstage, and I can't let him loose in the supermarket when I'm buying my beans on toast.

I find American football quite ridiculous generally. I don't understand it. It looks like a lot of guys dressed up as spacemen shouting at each other.

There are loads of bands I'd love to produce.

Glasgow's not a media center. When you're there, when you're hanging about, you feel quite detached from musical movements or fashions or anything like that. You do feel quite alone, in a good way.