Balsamic vinaigrette, Tabasco, and giblets. Then let it boil.

You can take my cars or my house, just don't mess with my clothes.

I'm having a hard time finding a date. I don't trust any women I meet. I'm very skeptical.

Why do people sing Take Me Out to The Ballgame when they're already there?

Be respectful. Treat people the way you want to be treated. Respect the lowest rank and the highest rank and you'll never get in trouble.

I'm a terrible singer. I feel lucky to play baseball. You can't be gifted in everything.

Not one day goes by when I don't remind myself of how grateful I am for those who came before me over the last 25 years. When I see players like Mike Schmidt and Johnny Bench, I thank them.