I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

I tried to do my best impression of The Jonas Brothers, but no matter how hard I tried I ended up looking cool!

The secret to happiness, of course, is not getting what you want; it's wanting what you get.

Merv Griffin, who developed Jeopardy! and Wheel of Fortune, had a great line once. I used to personally answer all the mail that came in to Jeopardy! whether it was favorable or unfavorable, and Merv said, You know how I handle the nasty mail? I said no. He just grabbed it and folded it up and crunched it up and threw it in the wastebasket. He said, I don't bother with it.

You should never wear a baseball cap when working in close quarters in the attic: You never see that beam above you!

I have an Apple computer, which I use to play Spider Solitaire and do research on the Internet.

I did everything - I did newscasts, I did sports, I did dramas.