Wit is the lowest form of humor.
To the Elysian shades dismiss my soul, where no carnation fades.
Fair tresses man's imperial race ensnare; And beauty draws us with a single hair.
There is nothing that is meritorious but virtue and friendship.
Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.
A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring.