Monuments, like men, submit to fate.

It is sure the hardest science to forget!

Where's the man who counsel can bestow, still pleased to teach, and yet not proud to know.

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is, that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool.

One self-approving hour whole years outweighs.

As with narrow-necked bottles; the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring out.

Wit is the lowest form of humor.