Ordinary persons, he said, smiling, found no differences between men. The artist found them all.

The ears, which master the face of a dunce, are that part of the head which most publishes stupidity.

The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy.

Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

Faculty Meetings are held whenever the need to show off is combined with the imperative of accomplishing nothing.

I hate injustice, I despise inequity, I condemn hypocrisy, I abhor the lack of reason.