If only men were like New York taxi-cabs and had a light that they can switch on when they're interested and off when they're not available. Then you'd know exactly where you were and you wouldn't have to worry about getting it wrong and being horribly embarrassed. --- Lucy

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

I don't understand it myself, really. It's like the idea of him is better than the him of him

just in case" is the curse of packing

When men see an attractive woman, they fantasize about sex. When women see an attractive man they fantasize about a relationship.

It is always the silly things that remind me

If only men were like New York taxi-cabs and had a light that they can switch on when they're interested and off when they're not available. Then you'd know exactly where you were and you wouldn't have to worry about getting it wrong and being horribly embarrassed. --- Lucy