If only men were like New York taxi-cabs and had a light that they can switch on when they're interested and off when they're not available. Then you'd know exactly where you were and you wouldn't have to worry about getting it wrong and being horribly embarrassed. --- Lucy

We are the sum total of our memories. Memories are the most precious things we have. Good or bad. That's what make us who we are. What would we be without them?

Men, Grace learned, seemed to think women were all frustrated nurses.

He hadn't lost Grace. Because she'd never been his to lose in the first place.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

And like a soprano shattering glass, Juliet heard something snap deep inside. It was the sound of her heart breaking.

When men see an attractive woman, they fantasize about sex. When women see an attractive man they fantasize about a relationship.