C'mon, you're gonna get upset sometimes. Breaking up is a shitty business. Someone always gets hurt. This time it happens to be you.

And like a soprano shattering glass, Juliet heard something snap deep inside. It was the sound of her heart breaking.

just in case" is the curse of packing

Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.

Men, Grace learned, seemed to think women were all frustrated nurses.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.