C'mon, you're gonna get upset sometimes. Breaking up is a shitty business. Someone always gets hurt. This time it happens to be you.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.

I am a hopeless romantic. A silly, ridiculous, foolish romantic. I live in a fantasy land. I need to get real. And now, for the first time, I want to get real. I want a real relationship with a real man in the real world–-with all the real problems, faults, and whatever comes with it.

When men see an attractive woman, they fantasize about sex. When women see an attractive man they fantasize about a relationship.

Time has a funny way of airbrushing relationships, removing all the things that were wrong so when you look back it looks much better than it really was.

I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren't laughing anymore.