It seems to me that television is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you're on.

I have a feeling that inside you somewhere,there's somebody nobody knows about

Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm.

This weapon [an ax] is primitive but effective. And it's also guaranteed to be fifty-percent painless. You see, it takes two people to operate, and the person at this end [the handle] doesn't feel a thing.

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

I'm a writer and, therefore, automatically a suspicious character.