I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.
I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me.
Ideas come from everything