Applause that comes thundering with such force you might think the audience merely suffers the music as an excuse for its ovations.

Dawn was breaking, like the light from another world.

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam, is it because we have company?

It is one of the great joys of home ownership to fire a pistol in one's own bedroom

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

To be weird! That is my goal!