Contentment is the only real wealth.

It is my express wish that in awarding the [Nobel Prizes] no consideration be given to the nationality of the candidates, but that the most worthy shall receive the prize, whether he be Scandinavian or not.

My home is where I work, and I work everywhere.

Alfred Nobel - pitiable half-creature, should have been stifled by humane doctor when he made his entry yelling into life. Greatest merits: Keeps his nails clean and is never a burden to anyone. Greatest fault: Lacks family, cheerful spirits, and strong stomach. Greatest and only petition: Not to be buried alive. Greatest sin: Does not worship Mammon. Important events in his life: None.

I am not aware that I have deserved any notoriey, and I have no taste for its buzz.

Good wishes alone will not ensure peace.

For my part, I wish all guns with their belongings and everything could be sent to hell, which is the proper place for their exhibition and use.